Surviving on Coffee, Chaos & Crayola Markers – Funny Teacher Tee | Retro School Graphic Shirt

The Official Uniform of the Underpaid, Overcaffeinated Educator

Coffee in one hand, Crayola in the other — this is the teacher life and you're owning it. Featuring a retro Crayola box illustration with bold lettering, this tee is made for the classroom warrior who runs on dry-erase fumes and sheer determination.

A perfect gift for teachers, school staff, and anyone who's ever color-coded a lesson plan at midnight. Cozy, durable, and guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from every colleague in the break room.

• Unisex fit — relaxed and comfortable
• Sizes S–5XL available
• 100% cotton, midweight 180 g/m²
• Retro Crayola box illustration with bold typography